Watch: Hillary Can’t Stop Coughing Long Enough to Swallow Back Her Disappointment

Killary often said last year on the campaign trail that her coughing fits were resulting from pollen and allergies. But, that was last year so of course, much like her emails, the narratives are ever changing. At a recent commencement speech at Wellesley, College Killary shared a few new theories as to why videos keep showing her gasping for breath and sucking back air between long coughing spells.

Clinton’s coughs began seconds after she began speaking Friday morning, with the fit worsening to the point that it caused her face to turn red and her eyes to water.

“We’ll blame allergy instead of emotion,” she said, laughing, as a college official offered her a lozenge.

Even Killary herself knows people are more likely to believe she has allergies than the ability to feel human emotion. But, such sharp ability to perceive the obvious leads many to speculate that Killary really isn’t as senile as she claims. She must know where at least one or two of those emails or bodies are hidden. Or did she forgot to check in with Anthony Weiner before he went to prison on where he kept the other secret laptop stashed with child porn and her missing emails?

Her failed presidential campaign was spattered with scandals and rumors surrounding the true condition of her health. There is a reason that infamous photo of Hillary Clinton  in a green pant suit revealing a large peculiar bulge or wearing winter clothes to the beach were widely discussed. The coughing fit and awkward gasping at the commencement speech reminded many of the time Killary couldn’t be bothered to stay for an entire 9/11 memorial. But, once again blame the pollen, not the psychopathy or the global political elite.

There is still one more interesting thing to learn from this speech. She spoke a little of her personal life.

I’ve gotten to spend time with my family, especially my amazing grandchildren … take long walks in the woods and organize my closets,” she said. “I won’t lie, Chardonnay helped a little bit, too.”

It would be interesting if some noble patriot should get the notion in their head to create a special bottle of Chardonnay for Killery that included something a little more deadly than white grapes. Just because Americans overall need something stronger of a drink to pass out while living in the diabolical world of the political elite such as Killary.