Liberal phallicy (fallacy) is a long and hard battle meant to make Conservatives look like d**ks because of their beliefs. However, like all liberal arguments, they become flaccid after a while and require a hard effort to keep them standing, something that Texas college students are taking to heart. This year, activists at the University of Texas have an extra item on their school supply list: pencils, paper, notebooks and let’s not forget about dildos.
Feel free to wipe whatever you spit at your computer screen after reading the word “dildos”. You read it correctly. If you’ll recall, last year, Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed Senate Bill 11, which authorized individuals to carry concealed firearms on college campuses, including classrooms and dormitories. A lawsuit to counter the bill recently failed, and now a protest is occuring.
Participants in this protest have strapped dildos to their backpacks to show that they’re an opponent of the law. Nearly 4,000 dildos were donated to campus activists by dirty sex companies all over the country.
Cocks Not Glocks, they’re all calling this absurd movement, which doesn’t really make sense.
Read what the College Democrat Coordinator had to say on the next page.
I want to see a woman being raped protect herself with a$#%&!@*! These collage kids are so stupid it is funny ! Hell they cant even do basic math without a calculator !
Parents, get control over your stupid fucking children. Stop paying for their school, because your raising a bunch of idiots.
The future.
Well if their parents are liberal they are probably pissed cause they stole daddy’s$#%&!@*
Like guns, are they in their appropriate holster? Just asking.
Hey chill out let those carry guns who want and those carry dildos who want.See which stops a rapist first.lol
I know Ted, I was like, WHAT!!!!!
In some countries in Europe “No” is tattooed on the shoulders of young women to discourage unwanted attention from new male refugees. With our increasing immigration from Muslim countries, one wonders want this says to them.
My question is why they have all these dildos so handy. Seem like they would screw a nerd and get some real$#%&!@* Of course no one would believe the nerd lol
Bet they use them latter.