T’was the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
Trump wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one called *The Donald* is the one that we need.
I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Bruno’s he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn! You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
— Anonymous
Photo: Gage Skidmore
1 more day until we have to officially deal with him.
Goodbye common sense and decency. Goodbye decorum. Goodbye thoughtfulness, reading skills, adult vocabulary and basic analysis skills. Goodbye calm voice of reason. Goodbye genuine caring and feelings. Goodbye classy first lady. Goodbye sweet naive children. Goodbye respect of women. Goodbye intelligent speeches. Goodbye full democracy. Goodbye full freedom of press and speech. Goodbye morals and ethics. Goodbye logic, reason and use of facts. Goodbye truth. Goodbye normalcy. Goodbye to the America I grew up in, which made great strides in many areas.
Welcome Stepford family of grifters, con artists and pathological liars. Welcome to a f**e billionaire who will become a real one now. Welcome to unhinged lunacy. Welcome to belittling and objectification of women. Welcome to attacks on any and all criticism. Welcome to the reality show huckster, PT Barnum of 2017. Welcome provoking foreign powers. Welcome child like behavior, vocabulary and empty simple minded slogans. Welcome to a textbook sociopath, psychopath and pathological lunatic. Welcome to praising murdering thugs and dictators while attacking beloved people.
Welcome to non stop self serving unethical behavior. Welcome to a classless gold plate loving vulgarian. Welcome sickness and depravity and off the charts narcissism. Welcome to a gigantic web of conflict of interests, hidden assets and deals. Welcome to filling the swawp up with greedy billionaires and right wing lunatic cretins, until America drowns. Welcome to petty vindictiveness and Mussolini style speeches and behavior.
Welcome to the biggest negative attention whore in American history. Welcome to shame and ridicule from around the world. Welcome to eventual impeachment hearings and endless and mass demonstrations. Welcome to all of us being paranoid of “1984” in real life and fighting for what is right and just. Welcome to cognitive dissonance on a scale not seen since 1930’s Germany. Welcome to blatant disdain for education, the arts, reading, facts, and truth. Welcome to unadultered proud ignorance.
Welcome, eventually, to his replacement, who’s mind and ideals are trapped in the 19th century.
Best of luck to all. It will be worse than most of us think, BUT… in the end the decency in this country will fight through it and prevail and the karmic powers out there will hopefully destroy and fully unmask the orange madman. And also… embarrass and not reward the sychophants and cowardly half hearted supporters in government- who kiss the fraud’s feet and/or manipulate him with the 24/7 praise and attention he so constantly craves. Those millions of others citizens who blindly support him deserve what they get when he destroys them economically on his path to total authoritarianism they seem to admire so much due to their utter ignorance and weakness.
Welcome to the Idiocracy in real life.
Russell Malcolm Patton
Dougie Rogers
What a bunch of effin crybabies. GO TRUMP.
TRUMP WILL MAKE AMERICANS GREAT AGAIN ! ! ! SNOW FLAKES AND CRY BABIES CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP ! ! !
Adam Galando
Seems like the haters have nothing better to do than bash the President WE DEPLORABLES elected. Go stick your head up your$#%&!@*for 4 years & stfu.
Fucking crybaby. Boo hoo, you couldn’t get the criminal elected. Big fucking deal. Get over it, you libtard dipshit.
Hillary is a part of a political globalest special interest organization that has chosen the most evil religion Islam to bring in a new world order and to take away the second amendment ,freedom of speech and Christianity. Hillary and Obama are letting Isis win to bring in a new world order. Putin is right we are arming Isis to bring in a new world order. Revelation 13.Hillary is a guaranteed failure. When I was younger I had a great vision of the Lord Jesus Christ blood going through my skin into my wrist. Jesus was wearing a heavenly blue garment and holding my hand and then I saw a sprinkle of the Lord Jesus Christ blood going through my skin into my wrist. Hebrews 12:22-28,Heavenly Jerusalem, Acts 2:17-21.1611KJV.Matthew 24,Heaven and earth shall pass away but by no means shall my word pass away. Hillary is setting us up just like the 9-11 victims. Trump will be bringing back the jobs that are disappearing. Wikileaks prove that Hillary was a part of a arms deal to sell Isis weapons that she was paid off to do just like the 5 million that she plans to bring into America to disable Americans to bring in a new world order. Go on you tube and listen to Wikileaks : Hillary Lied Under Oath About Arming Isis, subscriber Lionel Nation a attorney at Law and he says the media does not care about reporting about how dangerous Hillary and Obama are. This is a sign of the rapture or blessed hope that Jesus Christ Prophesied. Epistle of John. Experts are saying out of 86 videos only 1 video shows airplane and a chemical called thermite was found in the dust by over 9 scientists that is only found in demolition projects that are wired and bomb to fall straight down within seconds. 9-11 experts are saying a crime was committed by quickly removing and destroying great evidence, and this is suppose to never happen in a criminal investigation. Three weeks before it happened when it was close they where doing work in there when it is closed a witness described what they where bringing in and it sounds like these scientists are correct who investigated 9-11 properly.9-11 experts are saying a commercial airliner would not be able to be going at that speed because of the low atmosphere level and would not be able to hit the target and also weak parts of the plane like the wings or tail would fall off it . Scientists are saying that only thermite can melt the steel frame which was flowing like lava and the perfect way all three buildings fell in 7 seconds prove that all where wired up with thermite according to the experts. The 3rd World Trade Center tower had nothing and the steel frame melt when that is not possible unless it was wired up with thermite and it was a demolition which means all of them where.It collapsed 7 hours after the first two in a matter of seconds the experts are saying this is clearly evidence all three where wired up with thermite. According to the experts it would only take 7 minutes to make a 3 D Hexagram airplane added to the video of the towers, this is how far technology has gone. Airport records show that flight 11 and 77 where never scheduled to leave that day and never left the gates.Flight 77 never left the runway the people were on flight 93.9-11 researchers have evidence that flight 175 and 93 ,through the freedom of information act ,that radar shows them going to Cleveland Hopkins Airport that was evacuated. Flight 175 became Flight 1289 and Flight 93 both landed at the Cleveland Airport! They also found out Mark Bingham died on 8/30/2001.Researchers have found that some have death certificates and some do not.
Lmao long faced teary-eyed f****** snowflakes get some professional help
CNN just proved their extreme bias.