Trayvon Martin is about to graduate from college. If that sentence sounds strange to you, it should. Martin was shot and killed five years ago by George Zimmerman. He was 17-years old at the time and was still in high school. He has never attended a day of college in his life.
But the fact that Martin never actually went to college isn’t stopping one school from offering him a posthumous degree. Ever since his death, the left has used his story to spin a narrative of racism and police brutality. The fact that Zimmerman was neither white nor a cop didn’t matter. He looked white and was acting as a “neighborhood watch coordinator” — which was close enough. So now they’re rewarding Martin for his contribution to their political agenda.
See what field Martin is receiving a bachelor of science in on the next page:
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.
Please help me come to terms with the new me…because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! …..I just can’t imagine or understand what happened to me so quickly!
Funny…it’s all just taken place over the last 7 1/2 years! And if all this isn’t enough to deal with….now I’m not sure which public restroom to use!
Dig him up and SHOOT HIM SOME MORE!!
Such a sweet boy ment no harm
PC gone wild!!!
Ha,ha,ha,ha!
If he didn’t have his high school graduation then he doesn’t deserve a higher degree.
A joke
You can reshape, repaint it, and replace it, But no matter WHAT you do……A$#%&!@*is STILL A$#%&!@*
I need a degree, i think I’ll become a punk
Ridiculous nonsense.