Ted Cruz at 18: I Want to Take Over the World


Ted Cruz has been planning his world domination since he was 18… Or at least a recently released video seems to suggest he has been.

It’s more likely a bad joke….

When asked about his future aspirations — a word in which he initially defines as “sweat on my butt” — an 18 year old Ted Cruz had this to say:

“…oh I don’t know, be in a teen t*t film – like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.”

“Well, other than that, take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”

Is Ted Cruz a man with a servant’s heart, or is he planning world domination? Check out the video below to decide for yourself.

 



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