Was Michele Obama the 1st, First Man? A new video surfaced yesterday showing the Obamas leaving Harvard University where their oldest daughter will be studying this fall. The video as the former First Lady exited the dorms quickly went viral due to the presence of a large object in Michelle Obama’s pants. Naturally, this clip had analysts and commentators constructing theories, immediately.
The video was as polarizing as one would expect, with multiple analyses, slowdowns, and replays of the video touted as evidence. Alternative media firebrand, commentator Alex Jones remarked that provocatively-shaped object in Michele’s pants is too long to be a cell phone and its motion seems too “free” to merely be an object placed in her pocket.
Whatever the cause, the brief clip was viewed over half a million times in under a day, reigniting speculation about Michelle Obama that seemingly peaked while Barack Obama was President.
One celebrity died shortly after claiming ‘everyone knows’ that Michelle is a transgender.
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Who cares. Obama was the worst president we have ever had but I still believe families should be left alone.
gosh dammit I already j I bloody well know he is a man..f’ing$#%&!@*hubby of her’s kept calling her Michael..NOT Michelle… AND WE HAVE SEEN THAT PECKER MORE TIMES THAN WE NEED TO ALREADY! Jeezers somebody hand me the eye bleach, I am tired of looking at that perverted bastard.
People have known this deep down for years, we’ve seen the pictures before. Why do you think all this became front burner when he was in office. They mocked (and milked) America to get the people to help destroy what dignity we had.
FMOTUS
If he just wouldnt tug on it so much it wouldnt be so noticeable. Well it would but…nevermind.
Wesley Snipes covered his better than that i to wong fu or what ever it eas called.
So what then Michele got a hard on is that what it is come on now be real
FINALLY THE TRUTH IS EXPOSED!
OMG….so what does that make their marriage??
Women don’t ever make motions like this. If we need to make a fit adjustment, we pinch the side seams and hitch the pants down a bit.