Was Michele Obama the 1st, First Man? A new video surfaced yesterday showing the Obamas leaving Harvard University where their oldest daughter will be studying this fall. The video as the former First Lady exited the dorms quickly went viral due to the presence of a large object in Michelle Obama’s pants. Naturally, this clip had analysts and commentators constructing theories, immediately.
The video was as polarizing as one would expect, with multiple analyses, slowdowns, and replays of the video touted as evidence. Alternative media firebrand, commentator Alex Jones remarked that provocatively-shaped object in Michele’s pants is too long to be a cell phone and its motion seems too “free” to merely be an object placed in her pocket.
Whatever the cause, the brief clip was viewed over half a million times in under a day, reigniting speculation about Michelle Obama that seemingly peaked while Barack Obama was President.
One celebrity died shortly after claiming ‘everyone knows’ that Michelle is a transgender.
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The kids were adopted Hello. But really Lord have mercy on us all
President Hussein was a rocket man
Yes. She he has shoulders lime a linebacker. She is actually the man, bokrock is the GIRL. Lol. Did you ever see his youth pics. They should have went public with those pic during his campaigning. Coke snorting little$#%&!@*
If they want to put this to rest, have a dna test. I bet she’s a dude!!!
Bahahaha. Her (?) WIKI LEAK IS SHOWING
Wearing white pants knowing you are being watched at all times? Ask any woman her opinion on that.
Michael never had a baby. The Obama girls were both adopted you moron.
Sandy Hook WAS a hoax!
I don’t care
I guess she wears boxers