The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
It may be a joke, but this would take care of the Muslim problem ! Remember the religion is Islam not muslim ! Muslims are a cult like the KKK !
Now that is funny
If so, HOW FLIP’N STUPID. YEA lets send our good hard fighten men That we need here in the usa to fight when$#%&!@*goes down (WHICH) it is & will be. & I do mean some bad$#%&!@*come’n.Yea send them away SO THEY WONT BE HERE AT HOME TO HELP THEIR OWN PEOPLE. They r sending u all away so u wont be here I SAID HERE @ HOME TO help our fight.PLEASE IF this is true STAY HOME HERE IN THE USA WE @ GOING TO NEED U HERE>
Now thats my kinda gun of course Ill need some help payin for ammo…sure looks like a steroided out version of a Thompson sub or one of those personel cannons used against civilians in the mideast .
Got to love them for being patriotic.
Give em hell
When does the season start and why drop us off in Iraq , just tell us when season opens here in U.S.A. !!!
The state of redneck is alive and well