A life-sized statue of Obama was stolen off the porch of Tiffany Bruce from Wilkes-Barre, PA, who went into such a panic over the theft she had to go to the hospital.
“That statue was actually $1249,” Bruce said. Who also noted it took her months to save up for it.
The statue was later found in a nearby city with an empty bottle of Twisted Tea in its hand, a pack of empty Twisted Tea bottles on the bench next to it and a cigarette in its mouth.
It’s unknown who took the statue.
Now that’s a job he would be perfect for – sitting in a farm field as a scare crow with no brain and absolutely no access to the Wizard of Oz.
should have broke it into a million pieces .
Wrap it in bacon!
And of course this stupid bitch probably wants welfare because she saved up for months to spend all her money to buy this junk.
Hey you forgot the cocaine.
should be covered in bird droppings
$1249 ? what a stupid waste of money ,for a 3D piece of c**p ,life sized t**d .
This is a few years old, but still funny.
Who leaves a $1200 porch monkey on the porch?
I wonder why it is okay for someone to have this on their porch but Americans who display the american Flag are getting fined by their HOA WTF