NOTE: The following is a “leaked” document from the Department of Shadowy Endeavors (DSE)
Must convince foreign right-wingers that Tramp is an a**hole.
Check on next foreign jaunt for Tramp and get w/Valerie to book the flights.
Call Castro for some more of those “special” cigarettes.
*IMPORTANT* Tell Michelle that I will be calling the guy to put up that privacy wall around the new house.
Have Valerie call the guys & gals at networks for some sit-down instruction. Talk about new endeavors.
Shadow, shadow, shadow! Everywhere Tramp goes, I go.
SPECIAL NOTE: Apologize to Mika Brzezinski. I wasn’t able to pick up that Hummel she wanted.
Send out Postcards to McCain, Comey, Rice and Clapper
Send T/U card to Reality Winner
The Department of Shadowy Endeavors is beginning to get very busy lately. With all the traveling that the ACTUAL president is doing, Obama has been diligently shadowing him in order to foment the most opposition to a US President by a former US President that is possible without being charged with sedition. In order to make this fine walk between wrong and more wrong, Citizen Obama must appear as if all this shadowing is mere “coincidence.”
Obama is unfortunate enough to suffer under a very strange and powerful addiction to himself. He is continuously drawn to the mirror and really has a hard time focusing at the breakfast table without the aid of a teleprompter. There is no cure for Narcissism of this magnitude. If one was to gauge on a scale of 1 to infinity, Obama’s ego would certainly break that scale.
The Narcissist is compelled to be in the limelight at all times. If camera flashes are not going off, he feels extremely ill-at-ease. In fact, the favorite sleeping aid in the Obama home is both a strobe light and the white noise of shutters clicking. This is the equivalent of a triple dose of extra-strength Nyquil.
In the daytime, if Citizen Obama is traveling, he insists that his travel companions call him by his nickname: Mr. President (he gave up Barry a while back). Even his daughters refer to him as “President Daddy.” As you can see, he has his ego well in check.
Recently, he had a very intimate dinner date with Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. The bromantic dinner was the stuff of Maya Banks’ novels and it didn’t take long for the conversation to turn to something more serious…read on
But buddys
Acting like an inner city crack dealer, sticking his$#%&!@*where it doesn’t belong, fucking up the neighborhood!
one Muslim to another……
Stalker
is there something going on here why the suden bromance ??// i know they ae both for muslim refugees ‘incursions and tolerance and accomodatiom and appeasement of these jihadists into ….the country….both being too liberal in ther policies of inclusion and open borders that only cause more problems and DON’T really work as we all know nd are aware of……
Obama$#%&!@*Muslim dic with ears!!!!
If the current Cert.of Birth is a true , obama should be in jail.
Jim Aird ,Jim did you ever see that your seriously outnumbered in the response arena,the swamp was there before Trump came along ,but if your belief s don’t go along with that you wouldn’t see it would you.Please take the time to read some of the responses maybe it will open your eyes but,I wouldn’t hold my breath..As one American to another I do wish you well.
Obama has nothing better things to do now he is pervanthing him self not to go in the jail
Just an invitation to the bath!