The Obama administration is getting ready to crack down on one of the most pressing problems our nation faces today: salt.
Yes, you read that right. Salt. In a world where Islamic extremists have established an intra-state caliphate and America’s European allies reel in response to waves of migrant hordes, the president has decided that the most effective use of his time and power is lowering the amount ingested by Americans of a certain substance.
Under a new policy introduced by the Food and Drug Administration on Wednesday, the federal government will seek to reduce the amount of sodium in 150 categories of processed foods. While this is good news for the health hysterics on the left, it’s bad news for companies that use the substance to enhance the taste of their products as well as Americans who happily consume them. The targets are said to be optional, but the massive pressure stemming from the FDA for the food industry to”voluntarily” adopt them will likely cancel out this display of “benevolence.”
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what a bunch of stupid ignorant slime
I think he meant to say we’re about to have too much radiation in our diets!
SALT? What could be more pressing.
He means it’s a war on the “Salt of the Earth” people!!! Christians know your stupid analogies by now dumbass.
Take away that pen!!!
It’s time to cut back!… i’m sure there will be a salt shortage anyway when this war he is fueling commences.
OH MY GOD PEOPLE!!
to hell with obama
He needs to pound salt,to hell with him ,do something useful you POS !
Without salt, you die.
With salt, you look pudgy.
Earth-shattering concerns this fuggin nigro has, huh?