The saying about truth being stranger than fiction is a fact that plays out in today’s world more often than not these days. Some of the world’s most odd jobs are professions you would never have conceived existed.
In Japan, there is a job title called Oshiya. The translation is tough, but basically an Oshiya is a person hired by the Transportation Commission who job is to quite literally “push” people onto trains during rush hour. The whole point of the job is to ensure that as many people are shoved and packed tightly into train cars as possible before the doors close!
In Rochester, New York, there has been a growing popularity for Professional Snugglers. For $50, you can cuddle up and sleep next to a real live person for up to 45 minutes!
Around the world (and in New Orleans) a very old and storied profession helps out families who have recently lost a loved one who was not the most popular person in the neighborhood. If you lose your Uncle Bert and he was a son-of-a…well, pick a phrase…and really didn’t have any friends, his funeral might be a bit light in the procession. In that case, it’s time to call the Professional Mourner. These are people who are paid to attend the funeral in proper attire and who will cry, wail and sob their way through the service. Some websites list the practice going as far back as 1877 (as listed in the New York Times) but the practice is much, much older. In researching a book on vampires, I saw evidence of this profession as far back as the 1300s!
As you can imagine, there are millions of jobs that are indeed stranger than fiction, however one job has become available just recently and there are apparently ONLY TWO OF THESE IN THE WORLD! One is in Europe and the other right her in the United States! Do you qualify for this position?
Read on the following page about this very far-out job that requires travel to exotic locations, interaction with foreign governments, delicate diplomacy, and FIGHTING ALIEN INVASIONS! Literally!
I’ll take it!! Expect me in the morning NASA.
Why not just send you , troll
When Obama took office in January 2009, America had just come off a year where they had lost 2.6 million jobs and were presently losing jobs at a rate of 800,000 per month.
The auto industry was on the verge of collapse, threatening an additional 1.2 million real and peripheral jobs.
The Housing market had collapsed causing millions of American families to lose their homes.
The stock market was in free fall, wiping out the life savings of millions of Americans and costing U.S. investors $10 trillion.
We were embroiled in 2 Middle East quagmires, being fought “off budget”, and costing U.S. taxpayers $6 trillion.
OBL, who murdered thousands of U.S. citizens, was retired and living in comfort in a mountaintop villa protected by the Pakistani military.
The world economy had contracted by $70 trillion in just the previous 6 months.
Medical bills were the number one cause of personal bankruptcies in America.
And Republicans throughout the nation were as quiet as a church mouse because a Republican President, (who for 6 straight years had a Republican House and Senate), had led us to that point.
Obama took office and in the face of unprecedented and unrelenting opposition, he was able to turn most of that around.
So make no mistake about it…. When you say that Obama was “the worst president ever”, we know you’re not referring to the historic record. You’re referring to his race.
We know that you spent 8 years lying about his birth origin because of his race.
We know that you spent 8 years lying about his religion because of his race.
We know that you spent 8 years lying about Obamacare microchip implants and death panels because of his race.
We know that you spent 8 years lying about gun seizures because of his race.
We know that you spent 8 year lying about secret plans to impose Sharia Law because of his race.
We know you spent 8 years lying about Benghazi stand down orders because of his race.
We know that you spent 8 years lying about false Muslim Brotherhood associations because of his race.
We know that you were lying then and you’re lying now, and we know why you’re lying.
We know that you voted for Donald Trump in a racist hissy fit over having had a black president for 8 years.
And before you use your blind and shallow “playing the race card”, response, let me beat you to the punch.
You spent 8 years playing the race card in opposition to Obama. So it’s pretty ironic that you would accuse those who call out your bigotry, of “playing the race card”.
Obama made your life better.
And you hate him for it because he was a black man doing it.
why would u send trump hese done more for usa in 6 months than the sunni muslim did in 8 yrs
retard’
Bawhahahahahah like golf and kick a few broken people out bawhahahahahah
IDIOTS
Oh if this is true, I want the job. Now I’ve got the MIB song stuck in my head.
Eric L Runion
I am an Extraterrestrial from Gynamed one of the moon of Jupiter , just visiting this primitive planet …