Forget the growing female genital mutilation problem putting half a million Muslim girls at risk. That’s not considered a big sin among Muslims.
But, Allah forbid any good devout Muslim accidentally eats some tasty tasty pork pepperoni on a $5 dollar pizza.
A Muslim man is suing fast food pizza chain Little Caesars for $100 million dollars to set his sin right in the eyes of Allah.
Mohamad Bazzi of Dearborn Michigan claims to be a pizza expert. Skeptics, however, are pointing out that Mohamad Bazzi did something quite suspicious with his evil but tasty tasty pork pepperoni pizza before filing his lawsuit.
Continue reading on the next page to find out exactly how many pieces of pizza it took this self-proclaimed pizza expert to realize he was eating pork pepperoni and Little Caesars response to his lawsuit
Could be because we don’t have any dried camel c**p to cook it over.