Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
I would much rather any man to$#%&!@*with his hand than to be committing beastiality with camels.
These people are so backward and uneducated, they are still living in the dark ages.
I would love to see an is test on these inbred weirdos
I wonder how many of you bastards are going to have babies coming out your mouths
And YOU still do goats & drink camel p**s muslime !
They are born..raised..that women are…property of man….they think it’s ok to marry a child and have sex with a very young girl…..why would we ever want them in the USA…..I mean really
Ok, let’s get this figured out! Are my hands safe or not? Is there a palm abortion I can get? I do not want any more children when I pass over.
Quack quack quack
From the asswipes who molest young girls & boys….
Lol at the headline “come again”