Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
And you want these guys around our children. Plus what they do to little girls.
When I was little I was told it would grow hair in the palm of your hand. I would tell that to the other guys at school and there wasn’t a one who didn’t look at his hand. Lol
I thought they mated with sheep.
Goats
Well I bet he’s gonna have a bunch of four legged kids running around in the afterlife
YOU IDIOT! LMFAO
Great answer!
Send them back send them all back
And camels and donkeys and goats…..never pigs tho because, well, that’s just ‘unclean’.
Haha lol, so funny