Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
I hear the Koran contains the 1st. 5 books of the old testament Bible & the 4 books of the new testament call the Injil. Trouble is the Koran must be read in Arabic & most Muslims aren’t literate in Arabic. So they can’t receive the blessings from reading those books.
Only if you use the same hand you wipe with. LOL ed
Disgusting
BS
One thing about it there will be a lot of little booger pickers running around.
Or maybe return as seven year old children .You can guess the rest.
And you men who eat hay will be Blessed as Goat Lovers in The Afterlife.
What the hell are you smoking in those hookahs.
Dumbass Braindead
Crazy bastard.