Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
An old man told me once, “there are two kinds of liars in this world, them that says they don’t, and them that says they quit”, LOL
Spoken like a true goatraper.
Sounds like something Pelosi would say!!
What about men who rape babies? You are pigs!
Ummmm, think the dude should have done basic biology or something…..
The guy is from another planet. Unbelievably stupid
AND… YOUR GOAT MATES…?
Oh I value your wisdom ( NOT )
That’s just dumb.
Stupidest religion ever…and thats saying something.