Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
WHAT ABOUT THE MEN WHO F*CK GOATS??
But will those pregnant hands give birth to Muslim virgins that stay in the afterlife for Muslims who martyr themselves on earth ?
SAY WHAT? PREGNANT HANDS? WHAT DRUG ARE THESE DEAD HEADS ON? OR ARE THEIR TURBANS TOO TIGHT?
Another big$#%&!@*of the year
Aren’t their beliefs really Idiotic. ….????????
Will womens vibrators get.pregnant too? Moron
What happens when they fornicate with goats??
Prevent needs to be Deported
What happens to the goat fuckers
And chomo Muslims will be little girls in the afterlife. Raped by Muslim men if you can call them men