Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
The hand will become pregnant? You make absolutely no sense.
I think that he just screwed himself !
This is what years of inbreeding gets you !
Smh$#%&!@*please lol
Brietbart takes credit for this! They can’t spell$#%&!@*properly!
Then what do men who screw goats find in the afterlife?
That’s you Muslim’s keep it in your Muslim countries we don’t need any of you in the USA!
But don’t worry, sheep and little boys and girls are A-OK.
And you think you are going to heaven when you die just because you “think” you live in a country of “God”, Truth and Action. What’s your point, posers?
LMAO.