Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
They hide their manhood in those towels.
No wonder these dudes are so angry all the time or think it’s ok to rape little girls.
There you have it…the IQ of a dog$#%&!@*
they won’t notice their hands as the fires of hell consume them.
Bwahahaha, what book did this come out of???
No wonder this guy is wearing a green bowl on his head!!
I wonder how many half goat offspring this IDIOT will have. Lol
true…F*ck a goat instead.
Just another reason that we should stop these dumbasses from entering our country.
I DON’T TO WAIT THAT LONG TO SEE A MAN PREGNANT, MUSLIM CLERIC IS FROM AND OTHER PLANET. L O L .