Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
DUMB$#%&!@* LOOK AT YOUR HANDS.
Yes, and those men who beat their wives will come back as women’s bottoms . Either way they talk the same$#%&!@*.
But its ok to rape infidels, family and children. Even lil boys. I thought that is homophedophilia?
What’s more astounding is those who believe it
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Stupid people just really need to stop breeding now
They are so effing ugly that they have to. Anything to raise more kids to screw up the world
OH DEAR GOD…. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POS.. PREGNANT HANDS… NOW THIS IS NEW.. AND QUITE LAUGHABLE.. REALLY ?
What a stupid idiot…!
This is the level of intelligence they are bringing to america.