Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
You will not have a after life as long as you live by Satan’s handbook
Will they have little beardrd muslims
Nutter!
WTH. ?????
So if you’re muslim it’s ok to rape little boys and girls and goats and hate and kill your wives and mothers and sisters but not ok to$#%&!@* No thanks. Yall just stay over there and we’ll let you keep all your teeth.
These people are the most vile, evil, filthy culture that has sex with animals, you sick f???
Nice! Then the bigger the hand to slap you! Touché!
I can’t stop laughing at the statements of these knuckleheads. I will keep a log of all the moronic rants and eventually write a book, This is hilarious!
Dumb f**k
Better than having$#%&!@*all over your hand!