Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Yeah and your 72 virgins are all male!
Just when you thought they couldn’t get any dumber
What happens to
muslims who fornicate with goats and sheep?!
Much better to$#%&!@*the goats and sheep. Right??
b******t , maybe he will
Are they really that STUPID???!!!!!
So the Muslim afterlife will also be packed full of pregnant little boys, goats and, donkeys? This is what happens when you base a religion off a man named muhammad who loved being mounted by pigs and got so drunk once that when he voided his bowels he thought he gave birth to the god of$#%&!@*and pig$#%&!@*and named it allah.$#%&!@*islam.
They do both!!!
wake up
If caught stealing their left hand is chopped off so they can’t wipe at all!! Can you imagine what the smell like?!!