Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Beats being stuck in a goat
Neanderthals
He’s been eating stupid pills for years
They would rather do a goat or a little boy. Sick religion period.
Has to be something he learned from the Muslim world ! You know the ones who kill gays , but will use little boys as sexual toys ! That’s not gay !?! Should all kill yourselves ! Make the world a better place !
Maybe so, but at least we know that all the Virgins in heaven have been seduced by Christians.
And these Muslim people your democrat politians welcome in our country for their vote, anything goes with these power mad liberals, anything goes with these beasts called Muslims.
Hahaha,,
That was funny!
THEY LOVE GOATS TOO