Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
that turban has affected his brain
Omg….these assholes have to go
And don’t forget the part abour going blind …
Do they actually have brain cells?
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Well it’s one thing for certain he will not have to worry about that cuz if he does not repent of his sins and accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior he will not make it to the afterlife except only place you’ll make it is to hell
WOW! so much ignorance
They like to have sex with goats. but they don’t want their hands to get pregnant
Lol. He drinks camel p**s and rapes donkies and sheep……just saying…
How would you deliver? Deep end!