Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Father God, remove the spirit of lies from this Muslim clerics eyes by the enemy to keep him in darkness. Let him have an encounter with Jesus who died for his sins. The destiny You have for this Muslim cleric will be fulfilled in Jesus name, Amen.
Really dude!!!!
Well it’s better than catching rabies from goats asshole
But ok to rape a goat, bahahahaha
Says the goat humper with 50 goat kids ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What do you say about raping young boys and girls, in your afterlife?
What kind of inane b******t is this
Stupid
Better they Masterbate than pro-create.
Better to$#%&!@*with the hand than use it for toilet paper.