Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
I can’t think if a better thing to happen to muslim men. They love pain so much that it would be perfect
If they could get pregnant.
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or young boys!
Gee. He must have visited the afterlife and found out first hand that his were as large as Bigfoot’s hands
Now tell me how stable they are
Omg…
Dumb asses !
I will have a lot of kids !!!!!!!!! wholly$#%&!@* lol
Do these nut jobs make this$#%&!@*up as they go along?
So this cleric will have pregnant hands in the afterlife.
Moron