Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
So will the filthy Moslems be half goat in their afterlife?
Their stupidity never ceases to amaze.
a mind is a terrible waste (heres Proof!!!)
But its ok and just fine to$#%&!@*a goat??!!….lol
Sure.. is that the reason you go after goats!?
Guess they won’t need those 72 virgins,huh?
Well if that’s the truth I’m in fucking trouble when I die!!! lol
What if your in the mafia and they cut off your fingers, what do you use?? Maybe someone else’s
Wonder what he will find baaa, baaa bahhaa , goat rapist
Idiot