Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
But humping animals is ok with you$#%&!@*Muslims….you people are an obomination to the world……
These People Are Totally Insane…. They Have Been Inbreeding for Centuries…..seem they are Mentally Unstable, No Common Sense, No Values or Principles..It’s Unbelievable, this is the 21st Century and Muslims still live in an Archaic World…..
I was told as a young person if you played with it you would go blind,most guys only did it long enough to wear glasses…..
Must be why they bang goats,
That’s not how it works there sheep fucker
Mental
SHITARIA
The hillbilly who wrote this misspelled his favorite activity
And they will go blind first. What a goof
I’m so glad I never participated in this vile act. So tell me this what happens to all these Muslims that have sex with, goats and sheep? Baaaaaaa
Are they really that backwards?