McCain Suddenly Leading the Military Effort in Afghanistan…or So He Believes

The usurpation is nearly complete…at least inside McCain’s muddled thoughts.  He has stated that he is ready to take on the role of Commander-In-Chief and will be drafting a plan of action designed to conduct the operations in Afghanistan!

Somewhere deep inside Senator John McCain’s mind, he has envisioned himself as the President of the United States of America and is intent on leading our military officials in a new strategy that outlines the field of operations in the Middle East.  There may have been a very strange side effect from the anesthesia used during his recent surgery, but whatever the issue, McCain is completely on-track to become the first Senator to commit honest-to-goodness insurrection.

Republican U.S. Senator John McCain said on Monday he would offer a plan for a U.S. strategy in the war in Afghanistan as an amendment to a defense authorization bill in September.

“Eight years of a ‘don’t lose’ strategy has cost us lives and treasure in Afghanistan,” McCain, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, said in a statement.

“When the Senate takes up the National Defense Authorization Act in September, I will offer an amendment based on the advice of some our best military leaders that will provide a strategy for success in achieving America’s national interests in Afghanistan.”

A whole bunch of questions, Senator…

1. Who were these “best military leaders” that you apparently had a clandestine meeting with in reference to national security issues involving our military that was sans President Trump?  Were these like the “unnamed sources close to the US-Afghanistan military” enclaves that the New York Times likes to use so often?  Or were they perhaps the CNN “anonymous experts” so regularly referred to by Wolf Blitzer?
2. Was this an authorized meeting or an off-the-cuff, wine-tasting ceremony near the Potomac at one of those posh DC-designer vineyards?  Were memcons taken and, if so, was James Comey present?  Did any of the attendees have Russian names or accents?
3. What exactly is a “don’t lose strategy” and are you aware that everything you have voted on in the past 20 years “has cost us lives and treasure,” not just in Afghanistan, but in Iraq, Syria and South America?  Will this “don’t lose strategy” be morphed into a “lose only strategy” and will it include teaming up with the Muslim Brotherhood like the plan you had in Syria?
4. Did you sit with the Secretary of Defense, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, or the Secretary of State in discussion about this new US strategy that you’ve hatched in the past few days?
5. Have you contacted Alisyn Camerota to go over in detail this strategy to make sure that it’s okay with the Fake News Industrial Complex (FNIC) because as you know, they will have questions and opinions?

And finally…

What the hell have you been smoking on that Jackass Party commune that makes you believe for one minute that anything you say or do can be trusted after you purposefully broke your promise to the American people that you would absolutely repeal the Unaffordable Care Act?

That is a legitimate question, because there is no way you can give us anything but the truth in answer.  And that is that you lied and threw a huge temper tantrum about Donald Trump gaining the seat of authority that you coveted for so many years.

Senator…do us all a favor and live out the rest of your useless days in Congress in quiet servitude to the very people you despise.  Quite frankly, not a single American wants to hear you flap your gums for the remainder of your term.

P.S.  Leave the Commander-In-Chief bit to the ACTUAL Commander-In-Chief.  And just for your information, Senator, as much as he’d like to believe, it’s not Barack Hussein Obama.

Source:  Reuters