To most people, bacon is a savory delicacy and a reason to get up in the morning. But to some, being confronted by bacon is akin to assault. This week, a Swedish man learned that the hard way.
Despite it’s near-universal acclaim, bacon has been the source of several conflicts and controversies for quite some time.
Radical Muslim activists have been waging war against the food for years. Apparently, because their religion prevents them from partaking in the delicacy, they think that no one should be able to indulge. They’ve already gotten ham pulled from Subway and banned the food in parts Germany. And just a few months ago, a man who left bacon near a mosque was found dead.
Now, even western courts are giving in to the lunacy.
Read about how one Swedish man’s bacon has him fighting off assault allegations on the next page:
I’m up for the Marie Bleecker!
B******t
Ok. He wasn’t sitting at a table minding his own business and eating bacon with his breakfast. He followed the women around the train waving his bacon in there faces and making racist slurs at them. They got up and changed their seats and he followed them! I wonder what y’all would be saying if some Muslim man followed your wives around a train waving falafel in their faces? And since I doubt many of you read the article, this was in Sweden, not the United States.
And every time you shoot a bacon bullet it would clean and lube your barrel!
This is no happening in America yet…and we better not let it happen.
America will go along with it
Batsh** crazy stuff!
They didn’t have to be there.
Muslims: assimilate or GO home
I will eat bacon in front of the whole world come lock me up