Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in the news lately. You’re likely either delighted by that fact or didn’t notice — but she’s made her way back into the headlines this week for comments she made about the Koran.
The former child star found success in teen comedies such as Confessions of the Teenage Drama Queen, but was plagued by drama of a different sort as she attempted to transition into more dramatic roles. As she tried to break out in critically panned appearances in low-budget fare like Liz and Dick, she stayed relevant only due to the salacious nature of her everyday life. Frequent trips to both rehab and jail plagued the former child actress, but she’s claiming to have found peace through one of the world’s most controversial books.
Now the oft-addicted and frequently-convicted Lindsay Lohan is attempting to give away the secret to her “success”. See what she said about the Koran on the next page:
HOW STUPID DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING, SHE’LL FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT ISLAM SOON ENOUGH
Go to Iraq!
Now there is another Hollywood idiot!
She is a blooming idiot.
can’t fix stupid
She better get used to being covered up and not seeking attention. She might get thrown from a building. Converting to every religion won’t save you girl!
lol dumb thing thats what she will become as a woman NOTHING
DIVINE VOICE OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND THE THRONE OF GREATNESS
“Jesus said at the top of the Heavenly Kingdom with the sound of the Loud to Muhammad, Muhammad you will never be able to sit with me here with Allah the Most Divine, if not through me! For your people still do prayers for you, instead of looking at where I do, because I am the way the Truth and the Life, behold, I am now at the right hand of God the Almighty, ‘and beneath the Throne left me, David Abraham Isaac Jacob Moses, Elijah and Noah Yosef Solomo Zakaria them with me ”
“Muhammad was sad and cried and said, Ya Rabbi … this is where my place is not in place thy mighty High, where my only enjoyment of wine filled with fornication uncleanness together 72 angel who always pander carnality is my” to bring me into the world of darkness.
“Then he smiled and said, Ya Muhammad do you somber and sad enjoy the pleasures thy until the day of Judgment Me, I do not need a place of Worship of any kind, including the Temple of your world, your people may destroy everything on truth astray have you taught them, Hateful Bigotry heresy hypocrisy lies and falsity that they would feel if his time in the End times because I am the Alpha and Omega were true and living “
Go ASAP and stay there.
DIVINE VOICE OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND THE THRONE OF GREATNESS
“Jesus said at the top of the Heavenly Kingdom with the sound of the Loud to Muhammad, Muhammad you will never be able to sit with me here with Allah the Most Divine, if not through me! For your people still do prayers for you, instead of looking at where I do, because I am the way the Truth and the Life, behold, I am now at the right hand of God the Almighty, ‘and beneath the Throne left me, David Abraham Isaac Jacob Moses, Elijah and Noah Yosef Solomo Zakaria them with me ”
“Muhammad was sad and cried and said, Ya Rabbi … this is where my place is not in place thy mighty High, where my only enjoyment of wine filled with fornication uncleanness together 72 angel who always pander carnality is my” to bring me into the world of darkness.
“Then he smiled and said, Yes… Muhammad do you somber and sad enjoy the pleasures thy until the day of Judgment Me, I do not need a place of Worship of any kind, including the Temple of your world, your people may destroy everything on truth astray have you taught them, Hateful Bigotry heresy hypocrisy lies and falsity that they would feel if his time in the End times because I am the Alpha and Omega were true and living “