Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.
A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes’, bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.
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WHAT A DIP $#%&!@* TSA IS !!!
Buy lots of ammo!
really well if you smell like a goat I would say you might be , But I’ve been smelling $#%&!@* out of the White House for 6 years , Isn’t the TSA Slipping a bit ?
Especially when you “smoke” e-cigs! lol
think about it
You gotta be $#%&!@*ing kidding me, the screener looks more like the terrorist here than the nun ! Is that $#%&!@*hole a muslim ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-BWhjJkAI
$#%&!@* them tag me mfers!
Am I the only one who caught the fact that a Muslim is searching the nun?
ENOUGH BULL$#%&!@* FROM $#%&!@*S-LIBS MY RIGHTS AND THE RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED EVER. HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS CLEAR TO THESE RABID ANTI FREEDOM CREEPS.