Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.
A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes’, bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.
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Idiots running, and ruining, OUR country. According to them, WE THE PEOPLE are the enemy, and in truth, THEY are the enemy of freedom. Don’t give up your guns
How the hell do THEY KNOW when I shower????
Your water-heating usage tells NSA who flag the screeners.
do you believe this
What about uncontrollable farting? I bet they wave you through the checkpoint. Lol
Time for TSA to be banned
BUT YET ALL OF OBAMAS MULLAHS AND IMANS THAT TRAVEL TO THE USA TO DINE AT WHITE HOIUSE WITH BARAK, CAIR, BROTHERHOOD, ALL GET FREE P$#%&!@* TO BY P$#%&!@* TSA AT AIRPORTS. IS THAT NOT GREAT BY BARAK. SUCH A LEADER.
Tell them to Fxxk – off !!!
You forgot to list, if you believe in Christ you might be a terrorist.
But what if you’re from Kalifornia where the governor doesn’t want you to shower? There’s no pleasing a democrat.
What is new about that TSA Agents are just that stupid.