Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.
A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes’, bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.
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I believe the republican controlled house approved more funding recently.
Lovely.
that can eat $#%&!@* because that is what thay are
how many can you cram in one visit to tsa?????
i always wondered where they get the people they hire. most are not fit enough to take down a terrorist if they came up against one.. but you never know about those nuns. they could be f**e
Cali folks on rationed showers by the governor brown might trigger a rash of TSA work!
Doesn’t matter which house is in power, the Demo’s would have approved it too.
Unconscionable!
Your educated idiots
The job requirements to be a TSA must be: pervert, closet peeping tom, and degenerate…No normal person would lower themselves to take such a job in this country!