Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.
A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes’, bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.
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Ugly
I’m just SO $#%&!@*ING GLAD that I got Flying on Airliners out of my system YEARS ago!
Fuc’em!
Now I know wat to do to P**S them off!!!!!
Dear Lord please help us
Rawhide??
This is disgusting.
Wtf
Wrong person in black to frisk, never knew of a single of a nun. Doing anything but fly!!!
To be a TSA agent first your iq has to be below 80 and preferably non US citizen.