Next time you take a flight you might want to be careful not to groom yourself or gaze down too much, otherwise you could get detained as a possible terrorist.
A once-secret, 92-page TSA document reveals the criteria will be used to identify you as a terrorist or not. Much of the supposed red flags are quite normal human behaviors and functions, such as whistling, excessive yawning, complaining, looking down, having a recently shaved face, having ‘staring eyes’, bad body odor, repetitive grooming gestures, etc.
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If I ever have to fly again I’ll be eating burritos for days prior to being frisked by TSA. It will be a day they will not quickly forget..
Don’t brush your hair back in line & Do Not Bring a big bottle of shampoo!! Your KNIFE ? Ya That’s OK !!!!
I pooped my pants. Search me
https://pe$#%&!@*ions.whitehouse.gov/pe$#%&!@*ion/bring-charges-treason-upon-barack-hussein-obama
The only sopt program that is 100% successful are Dogs. They need more dogs and less crazy criteria.
NOW THIS IS DISGRACEFUL
Are they scientists?
Maybe Muslim women are sacred? This is sacrilegious. Hmmm.
I don’t suppose that
wearing a burka or yelling allah akbar is on the list.
Sooo stupid!