Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
What a dirt bag snot nose fat basturd Sob.
Someone really needs to spank the$#%&!@*out of this kid.
He needs some lead in his diet, that will get the fat off.
Socialism won’t work here. I just nod, smile, and keep buying ammo. Come And Take It! God Bless Texas!
One man locust plague.
This fat$#%&!@*needs to be taken out !
[sarcasm] Gotta love how we keep sending billions to country that want to kill us.
Typical statist like Obama, Clinton, Sanders…and Rove.
Mr. Jong un! May i suggest Jenny Craig. Perhaps after the loss of approximately 150 lbs you will look and feel so much better that your self esteem will rise and you will be less angry and threatening. Try it, you will like it!!!
Sounds just like Obama when he was first elected. He told people to tighten their belt while him, and his family lived it up on taxpayer’s dole.