Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
One well placed bunker buster would solve this little fat retarded kids problem !
Hey Kim Jong, why don’t you go on a diet you fat blimp, and stop eating your all country’s food…
Not our problem
Its kind of strange but at least he’s telling his people to prepare
Mommas little 300 lb. Wacko!
Yes 300 lbs. of$#%&!@*
scumbag
This article says Kim is five foot nine. Don’t think that’s accurate
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