Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
You starve, me no starve.
Hopefully he drops dead from a heart attack
Little Clown
Maybe all that fat will go to his Heart and block it.
This fat gasbag I s eating all the foid and letting his countrymen starve. He keeps this up he ll soon loose his military.
You are sick, may you be stricken! How dare you do this to these ppl
Fat little bastard.
Sad..
His citizens are starving and any outside food aid comming in goes straight to the Military.
Let him balloon, then he can die of a heart attack
He certainly hasn’t missed any meals, in fact, he has added quite a few. GD