Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
Fat$#%&!@*POS
MUSLIM,S DONT LIKE YOU , YOU PIG
When he runs out of food he’ll start eating them.
Call Jenny Craig.
I saw those KIM JONG UN in Walmart, in the isle with the crackers and cookies, kinda over priced ,actually made in CHINA….FAT BOYS FOOD….
There’s a special place in hell for him.
Pull the string and see what happens .
Fat little$#%&!@*
Phat Phuk KIm
— I heard they have Kim Jong beach balls on sale . . .