Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
Fat Bastard! Starves his people and builds an army with the money he could be using for humanitarian efforts!
You crazy mother fucker ! We some crazy$#%&!@*mother fuckers !
He is already starveing the the people outside the Big cities so his military and the eliet can eat.
All I have to say is I were there he would never want to be out in public or sleep. Things can happen.
Maybe Dumbama will take Michele there and she can teach him her diet plans. That’s about the only enemy he has not sucked up to yet.
Yep he is preparing for hibernation to starve his people.
What an idiot.
300 LBS OF EVIL S**T
HILLARY AND BERNIE MUST BE TAKING LESSONS FROM THIS LITTLE FAT TOAD.
Why hasn’t someone put a bullet in his head by now?