Weight Watchers might be needed in the Jung-un household as Kim Jung-un is eating up all the food that his starving nation needs to survive. Reports have Kim weighing in at a linebacker weight of 300 pounds, while the average North Korean is about 14 to 27 pounds lighter than their 151.2 pound South Korean counterpart.
Kim won’t starve, he has enough stored fat to live for a while, but his countrymen, who are already tremendously malnourished, are in grave danger with the ensuing famine.
A state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun ran an editorial warning, “The road to revolution is long and arduous. We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again.”
The next page has details on Kim’s eating habits.
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Take a long look at N. Korea, if we don’t change our ways we will end up just like them, or worst, we will become a muslim nation.
Rice did that?
Well, in the process his heart will give out on him sooner or later. So that is a good thing.
And he calls himself a leader?
Obama is sending him money. His pantry must be getting low on food.
May he die a nasty death. I wish nothing but pain for you.
Lead by example and show us how austerity works oh supreme leader
BECAUSE THE FAT PHUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA EATS ALL THE FOOD, AND LETS HIS PEOPLE STARVE…
paper lion little fat barrel of$#%&!@*.