The only thing more frightening to Americans than the threat of a Hillary Clinton presidency is killer clowns. Those who view the lingering fear of clowns as irrational are either lying or secretly clowns themselves, in which case you have every right to be terrified because, well, clowns are terrifying.
If you’ve been paying attention to the news recently, you might have noticed reports of clowns lurking in various places across the country, trying to lure people out of their apartment complexes and into the woods. At first, it was rumored that these clowns were nothing more than a shameful marketing campaign for a new Rob Zombie film, but as these clown sightings spread and become more numerous, it’s looking like less of a marketing campaign and more like every child’s nightmares coming to life.
The latest reports of “killer clowns” have emerged in three news states, as Virginia, Florida and Colorado are struggling with Internet rumors and sightings that have left people unnerved.
Find out more about these frightening reports, and the DA that is now threatening a hefty jail sentence on those who ‘impersonate a clown’ on the next page.
Or a lead injection…
Shoot em or punch em or whatever
Open season on clowns!
Indiana we just shot or run over em
Or be receiving hot lead…
You know this is going to take off on Halloween what are people going to do then. I know what I’m dressing as this year..lol
They should be more concerned with the hefty lead injection. Cures acute-clown$#%&!@*ities
It’s probably kids messing around…I was resurrection mary in the 90″s a few times…
They are turning up in Idaho now too. The police have asked people to stop trying to help them. This probably isn’t going to end well for Bozo!
It’s for a movie.. its ti grab your attention.. was here already..