The Big Blame list for which Hillary Clinton’s third failed attempt at gaining the presidency (2008, 2016, Recount/Electoral College Vote-Switch Attempt) continues to grow, resembling the honey-do list one usually receives while on vacation. As a public service, I will elaborate upon this updated list.
HILLARY’S BIG BLAME LIST
- Russia
- Former FBI Director James Comey
- WikiLeaks
- Misogyny/Sexism
- Senator Bernie Sanders
- Senior Hillary Campaign Officials
- Schadenfreude
- Voter Suppression
- Advocacy Press on the Right
- First Amendment
- Religious Interests
- Moderate Conservatives
- Fake News
- MSNBC
- New York Times
- Opponents’ Anger
The excuses only get better, friends. Let’s take a look at my personal favorite on the next page:
reassigning to you
boom! this rocks
Ok, let’s shape it up so people do make it to page 2 and read all that great writing you put down!
First, we can delete this:
Breitbart has produced an article that goes a bit into the New Yorker magazine article where Hillary is made out to look like Joan of Arc and her blame game is explained in more detail.
Rather than do a bunch of pull quotes from that piece, I thought I’d just take the thrust of their article and extend my opinions into a new piece.
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No need to say what we are going to do, we just do it. Readers don’t care to know the behind the scenes stuff like this
The piece should start of with “this just happened”. If you look at breitbart’s piece, it starts off with this great line: is currently on an “I’m owed an apology” tour.
Makes one wonder what the heck that is and wants to read on. So, in a few words, say something that indicates Hillary ‘just did x’.
Then, present the list. So, we say she did something, but we don’t launch into what that is exactly, we just present the list as kind of a recap…then promise to say the thing that she did on the next page.
I like that list, it is easy to read, makes one giggle a bit at the sheer size and moves the eye down the page.
On page 2, to represent what she just did, you can just mention the NY Mag piece – diving into and quoting isn’t necessary. You can just say say it is her latest foray and then go into your stuff.
For titles, it is best to indicate that ‘something just happened’ almost always. I.e: “Angry Hillary Returns to Attack ..” etc
Makes people want to know more about ‘what just happened’
I will go ahead and reassign back to you to cover the above points. You will do it better than me anyway
Rotflmmfao
Hillary has work 100 times harder than when she was running for president
She needs professional counselling.