According to Jennifer Lawrence, killing babies, premarital sex, and free birth control is what every “normal teenager growing up in a Jesus house needs”. Her religious upbringing must have missed where Jesus said, “You shall not murder, You shall not commit adultery, You shall not steal, You shall not testify falsely.”
Lawrence just cannot understand why anyone would be against Planned Parenthood, since they “supply birth control, condoms, pap smears and cancer screenings”. Like many of the Y generation, she ignores the whole to cherry pick what she likes and she likes free birth control. “I am a successful woman who has not had a pregnancy.”
Ignoring the aspects of the baby killing industry that truly represents Planned Parenthood and believing the lie that a pre-born baby is just tissue, gives her conscience clarity.
Sadly, Lawrence has become an icon of many teens and young adults who value her opinions and will, like her, swallow her statements without cultivating a solid opinion based on fact and not media fiction. Check out more Lawrence’s lack of insight on the next page.
Not every teenage girl is raised to be trash.
She’s so stupid there really is no need for a response
You know if you don’t give money to the people that Teach religion they go away right? Look what happened to guys that taught about ODIN.
Religion is a creation of weak men afraid of death and written about by FREAKING SHEEP HERDERS 2000 years ago… People that thought if you threw a rock high enough you could break the sky or fall off the earth because the world was FLAT…
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Intelligent people will laugh…. Stupid people will get REALLY mad. =D
Ok let me see if I understand you correctly…
You HONESTLY believe that the world is on the back of a turtle?
(C**p wrong religion)
Ok…You HONESTLY believe that Athena was born out of Zeus’ head?
(C**p wrong religion again)
Wait…You HONESTLY BELIEVE Coyote/Prometheus tricked the gods and brought man fire?
(C**p wrong religions again)
(OK, OK I got this)
You believe that a man that kind of got busted for adultery…Fell asleep in a cave, found magically disappearing golden plates, and THEN told you all you need is magic under-ware and a bunch of wives?
(C**p wrong religion again…Am I getting close?)
(OK, OK…. Xenu?)
The guy L. Ron Hubbard wrote about in “Science of Survival”? … The same dude that wrote “Battlefield Earth”????
(Really??? Not yet? Hmmm.)
(Ok. Shoot…This one?)
You believe that a magic winged horse, or a golden ladder…. (Wars have been fought over this one lol) … Took your Prophet to Paradise?
(NO? Dag Nab it. OK…)
A Magic Talking Snake convinced a naked chick to eat fruit that taught her she was naked and the all knowing all powerful God for some reason made the Talking Snake but has no control over it, so now we have mosquitoes, painful child-birth, and Justin Beiber?
(OK, right Book, wrong Testament…)
(I got this…)
You really believe a dude got ate by a fish for like 3 days and he got ate by the fish because he went “Oh HELLLLL NO”. But it’s free will…?
(OK, OK hold up)
You really believe your God made EVERYTHING. He KNOWS EVERYTHING down to the number of hairs on your head and how many times you looked at a women’s rear-end last DECADE (no really, He writes it in a Book like the one Santa has)…
… Put HIMSELF in a chick’s womb to give birth to HIMSELF, to forgive the sins that never would have existed if He didn’t CREATE the magic talking snake in the first place. Remember, Adam and Eve didn’t even know they were naked until AFTER they ate the fruit from the magic tree the magic talking snake tricked Eve into eating… AND, you really believe that, The Dude that gave birth to Himself, when He was 12, made the greatest wine on the planet… But He didn’t have a girl-friend…
(That one? ………….. REALLY?)
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Lol I just had a pot-head image of God telling Jesus He has to go to Earth…
God is hanging out in his Man Cave with a bunch of His supernatural friends…. (The ones you guys don’t like to think about) … And He announces
“SON… They are my favorite creation of all time. Hey! Stop bogarting the joint”.
(COUGH)… “No really, this Sh@t is hard to get in Heaven…” (Waves smoke out of His Face)…
“So what I am gonna do is take YOU… and put You in that chick’s v****a”
“Dang it Satan! Stop hoggin’ My weed man! Do you know how many virgins I had to give to Odin to get this sh@t?”
(Looks around the room)
“Come on guys be nice to Odin. I know nobody prays to Odin anymore; but have you seen a Viking virgin? 6 foot blond chicks man”.
(Turns back to Jesus)
“OK Son, so I am gonna stick You in the v****a so You can fix the sins You and Lucifer created when you guys got drunk and convinced Eve to “Eat of the Tree of Good And Evil” You little….”
(Jesus interrupts)
Jesus says, “But Daddy there is like mucus and stuff in there and You know girls make Me feel funny… EWWWWWWY”
God glowers then His face softens, He says…
“Kiddo, Bubby, Son of Mine… You are only gonna be there for like 33 years OK? You are immortal! You will be back before lunch! How about I let You make wine OK?”
(Jesus smiles, looks around the room, adjust His glasses, and sticks His tongue out at Horus, Mithras, Krishna and Dionysus)
(God turns to Satan and whispers) “Not till He’s 12! Wait till He finds out I am gonna stick Him to a cross and stuff Him behind a rock for three days!
That will teach the little Bastard a lesson for hanging with Lucifer and stealing My wine. Freaking Kids to day right Satan?
“Damit Rah stop lipping the dang Joint!!!”
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Later…
“Hey you guy want to head over to Valhalla for beer and Fight Night?
I heard the Valkyries are gonna put up a hell of a show!
All this praising Me in Heaven is getting boring. I should have listened to Mohammed and let them have sex in Heaven… Yes… Jesus You can come, but don’t forget You gotta wake up early tomorrow… Mohammad You coming?”
Mohammad, who has been drinking God’s beer all night looks up and says,” You know I really aughta’ let My people drink this stuff…”
God replies, “We don’t need any more rednecks… Hey anyone seen My keys? Wait I don’t need keys………… I’m God!”
=P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSiUR4SRXD4
Obviously this was a joke folks. Lighten up. How do you know God didn’t make me write it? God Loves fools and drunks right?
Yeh…. And every baby needs a “Choice.”
Really? Honey if your house is a Jesus house as you call it you shouldn’t need birth control. Hello…..
Most baby killers don’t come from Jesus house holds they try to hide there sins
Well Miss J – Law Get a Life
sounds real stupid to me
Jacob Whittaker : It is always too late for an abortion!!
I think she just said ” I am “easy” “,but wants to hide the fact by killing the unborn child.