Do you remember those films that often featured a crazy character standing on a street corner with a cross around their neck telling people that they’re going the hell for doing one thing or another? Quentin Tarantino’s part in Little Nicky is a good example. Well that’s one example of taking a stereotype to an extreme. If you were to keep that stereotype but switch religions to one of the bacon-fearing sort, you might hit home a little harder than you’d expect.
For such a massive religion, many Islamic preachers certainly have some strange and certainly outlandish beliefs. If you don’t believe that statement, recall Mucahid Cihad Han, the Muslim televangelist from Turkey who said that men who masturbate will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife. If that’s the case, there will certainly be a lot of expectant fathers on the other side of the veil. However, the oddities don’t stop there. Now, urinals are under fire.
Find out why and how on the next page.
From someone who drinks camel p**s!
INSANITY
He must be made because they didn’t leave him any of those blue mints that’s put in them
Coming from people who don’t use toilet paper and rape an beat women and children along with fucking goats
F**k off$#%&!@* go to hell douchebag
Only a secret pecker peeker would make a statement like that.
When these weak idiots who have no self control encounters something that makes their little mohammads stand up. (Goats, boys, 6 yo girls, women with black eyes) They declare a fatwa to save themselves from their lack of self control.
A great reason to deport this Muslim.
One on your face, please
Just pull up your dress and sit on the toilet.
Let it run down your leg then ! WE DON’T CARE !