Do you remember those films that often featured a crazy character standing on a street corner with a cross around their neck telling people that they’re going the hell for doing one thing or another? Quentin Tarantino’s part in Little Nicky is a good example. Well that’s one example of taking a stereotype to an extreme. If you were to keep that stereotype but switch religions to one of the bacon-fearing sort, you might hit home a little harder than you’d expect.
For such a massive religion, many Islamic preachers certainly have some strange and certainly outlandish beliefs. If you don’t believe that statement, recall Mucahid Cihad Han, the Muslim televangelist from Turkey who said that men who masturbate will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife. If that’s the case, there will certainly be a lot of expectant fathers on the other side of the veil. However, the oddities don’t stop there. Now, urinals are under fire.
Find out why and how on the next page.
Animals??
These are the people that love goats too.
Ummm ….. what us HE doing looking at other men’s privates while they urinate….. perhaps he has a repressed problem??????
Maybe nobody told him he wasn’t supposed to look. Maybe nobody is looking but him? Weird.
REAL NAME HANDS OF$#%&!@*
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Ezekiel 12
1 The word of Adonai came to me: 2 “Human being, you are living among a rebellious people. They have eyes that can see, but they don’t take notice; and they have ears that can hear, but they don’t pay attention; because they are a rebellious people.
WHAT DO THEY DO? PEE IN EACH OTHERS MOUTH? HAHAHA
They do everything bent over apparently
What ??? Gross..
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Leviticus: 26
15 if you loathe my regulations and reject my rulings, in order not to obey all my mitzvot but cancel my covenant; 16 then I, for my part, will do this to you: I will bring terror upon you — wasting disease and chronic fever to dim your sight and sap your strength. You will sow your seed for nothing, because your enemies will eat the crops. 17 I will set my face against you — your enemies will defeat you, those who hate you will hound you, and you will flee when no one is pursuing you.