Hillary Clinton has a new idea up her sleeve for playing God.
Remember how Teddy Roosevelt famously reckoned the role of U.S president to a bully pulpit? Well, seems Hillary is bound to try and create her own faux bully pulpit anyway she can. Hell fire be damned.
Hillary is trying to rebrand her images. Even giant corporations such as Bing featured articles on their homepages several months ago implying she murdered Peter Smith. She reportedly feels an urgent need to come across as more trustworthy, moral, authentic, and possessing a human element following her brutal defeat in Nov.
Hillary’s longtime pastor, Rev. Bill Shillady, dropped a bombshell on the Swamp Goddess’s submerged spiritual side this week. First of all, can we just point out her pastor’s name perfectly reflects Shillary herself, Shillady.
Now for what he had to say,
She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”
O Hillary you shy girl. What is it? And why is Hillary finally at the point where she is going to go all out and pursue her hidden dream? All on the next page and you don’t want to miss it!
Hope the new brand doesn’t burn her butt too badly.
Praise the Lawd
So she’s going to become an imam.
What’s she going to preach, NWO?
So funny!
Ought to brand her Forehead with LIAR IN CHIEF!
Uh-Uh-Uh — I would NOT want to be there that day unless I wore some Lightning Proof Under Wear — Lightning would definitely strike the Church House that day
Where else can she go and be accepted as a evil sinner pretending regret and be believed?
What a nutcase!
Somebody should definitely brand her all right and then put her out to pasture with the rest of the animals