Police are currently searching for a Las Vegas resident who showed up at one of the local mosques and put bacon all over the door handles. Sadly, this story has garnered national attention because of the media’s obsession with things that offend people, and when Muslims become offended at something, it doesn’t take long for the federal government to get involved.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has classified what logical people would call a harmless prank as a hate crime and are now looking to prosecute the individual responsible for committing it. That might sound crazy, but to Muslims, it’s blasphemous to touch or eat pork products. However, they didn’t seem to have problems removing the bacon from the doorhandles. You can watch it all take place in the videos below, as security cameras catch it all on tape on the next page.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ohhhhhh noooooooo
Wow what is going on in our country? ITS BACON. WE HAVE CLOROX WIPES!!! CHILL OUT!!!
y they cant buy bacon in the stores where they live
why is providing food for needy folks a hate crime?
Welcome to your new administration and the new progressive America! We are domed
Yeah you did with that talk of good food. ☺
Omg Hahaha it’s bacon, let me know if they find it I will take it and fry it with my eggs for breakfast.
A load of dummies, just use bleach and degreaser. That will clean it good.
Hating bacon IS a crime, lol. I mean uhhh…